Because instantly alienating a huge chunk of your demographic through offensive humour is the best way to sell soda pop. (x)
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shoutout to all my followers who don’t hate me yet
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one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were
for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse
because i said dildo.
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